A Tiny Valve
alexandraerin:

draodoir-mna:

victorian-witch:

sparkleplum:

Must be possessed then.
decemberpaladin:

tacticalneuralimplant:

Check. Check. Check.

HAIL SATAN


Oops.

23. I’m going to hell 23 times? 
Oh well, it’s where all the cool people are.

I love that alternative comic books are on the list. So just the big two are spiritually safe? I guess this means Chick Tracts are the ultimate snare of the devil.

Because they don’t capitalize the “Man” in “Burning Man” it kind of looks like they’re saying that yes, the immolation of humanity is a sign of possession. To which I’d say you’re probably way past the doorway of Satan’s Spiritual Structure if you’re committing mass immolation, presumably with your MIND.
Thankfully, the Twilight BOOKS are safe.

alexandraerin:

draodoir-mna:

victorian-witch:

sparkleplum:

Must be possessed then.

decemberpaladin:

tacticalneuralimplant:

Check. Check. Check.

HAIL SATAN

Oops.

23. I’m going to hell 23 times? 

Oh well, it’s where all the cool people are.

I love that alternative comic books are on the list. So just the big two are spiritually safe? I guess this means Chick Tracts are the ultimate snare of the devil.

Because they don’t capitalize the “Man” in “Burning Man” it kind of looks like they’re saying that yes, the immolation of humanity is a sign of possession. To which I’d say you’re probably way past the doorway of Satan’s Spiritual Structure if you’re committing mass immolation, presumably with your MIND.

Thankfully, the Twilight BOOKS are safe.

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